More Mindless License Plates

I am obviously way too amused by the ACME License Plate Generator and decided to make a few more...

Things about "Your Mom" are always entertaining...that's what she said...wait...



Wait, what did she say?



*i wish i could have a drum roll go off in the background after that one...i couldn't pass on the bad "Alaska" pun...*

This one was just too easy...TWSS...yeah, I'm turning "thats what she said" into an acronym...like, OMG...WTF...I hope your LOL'ing



Not only is Arkansas home to Wal-Mart headquarter's but also the highest number of Wal-Mart customer's per capita...

I almost made a Michigan plate that read "OWEN16" but picking on the Detrit Lions is like picking on the blind and I've already used that one, not that its stopped me before...TWSS...

...now for some sad but serious commentary on the US auto industry...



...and you know I couldn't finish this blog entry without picking on the great state of Oklahoma...



which reminds me...

Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?

Because Oklahoma sucks so much...

Pop Culture License Plates

I used that ACME License Maker today and its actually amazing the pop culture references you can make with some of these plates. I am sure someone's already made a few of these before, but until I am told otherwise I'll think I am slightly clever...

I am sure there is someone in California rolling around with this plate on the back of their car. Most likely on a VW Microbus.



Do you think the Colorado DMV would issue this one? I do, hopefully not to a car titled to a man named Kenny, though. That would just be wrong.



I couldn't resist the easy joke here...



If 50 Cent cared about something beyond his fat stacks he would get this plate.



Do you think your oxen would die if the expression went "I was trying to Toyota the river..."




I woke up this morning with...



If you don't get what song the above plate refers to please click here and be enlightened. (Sidenote: I had my first fake ID confiscated at a Pat Green concert in Helotes while Pat was performing this song...sad to have to overhear one of my favorite PG songs while talking to TABC...I guess I deserved it trying to pass a New Jersey ID in the Texas Hill Country...especially when it was someone else's homemade ID...someone else wth black hair and blue eyes...)

I B DAM

I haven't updated this blog at all really but I promise that is one of my New Year's Resolutions so do start checking back often. But, now on to the important part of this entry. As many of you know I am obsessed with personalized plates and New Orleans is definitely not in short supply of them. Some of the ones I see around town are just silly (see above). I was pleasantly surprised when going to one of my favorite automotive websites to see that they actually made a Top 50 List.

So for your viewing pleasure...50 Vanity Plates That Slipped by the DMV:

http://jalopnik.com/5113782/50-vanity-plates-that-slipped-by-the-dmv

If that isn't enough you can even make your own to see how your favorite phrase would look on your state's plate using the ACME License Maker.

http://www.acme.com/licensemaker/