Obamicon.Me

Unless you have lived under a rock for the past year you have seen the iconic "HOPE" posters depicting Barack Obama's image in a red, white and blue collage. Well, a lot of people have been going to Obamicon.Me to generate posters with their own picture in the same style as the Shepard Fairey original. You have surely seen one of these as a friend of yours facebook profile pic. Well, I decided to make one with my own image and also created a few for well-known sports figures and rappers, as well. Enjoy!

Musings on the 2008 BCS National Championship Game

Many of you may know how I felt about this BCS National Championship game. I hate Oklahoma and this season that feeling only grew stronger. The Big 12's rule for determining who plays in the conference championship is jacked up and essentially screwed Texas. We all know how I feel about 45-35...it was settled on a nuetral field, but the Big 12 saw otherwise and OU got to play in the conference championship. Their system showed its flaws due to the clusterf&*k that was the Big 12 South this year and the Longhorns were the victim.

You guys also probably know my feelings about Tim Tebow. I have no ill feelings towards Florida and always support my SEC teams in bowl games, but this was a hard one because well I think Tebow's kind of a douche, which is why I will call this matchup between the Oklahomo Sooners and Tim Tebag the 2008 BCS National Championship presented by Kotex. Not Fedex. Period. Pun Intended.

Now on to a brief summary of the events I saw take place during this BCS game presented by Kotex.

Who annointed Tim Tebag Superman?

While watching this game I heard them refer to Tim Tebag as "Superman" on at least four occasions? The commentators were all over his junk, I felt like their bromance with him was even stronger than that between John Madden and Tony Romo. I was wondering what could it be that they saw in him and then I found this:



I guess that answers that question.

But, Superman, really? I mean do you think Tebag sings "Superman dat hooooo?" or "Tebag dat hooooo?"...I wonder what his pastor would think about that?

How about crankin' that "Tebag that Teboooooow?"



Been done, already, apparently...

As if the Superman references weren't enough then I actually heard this gem come from a commentator's mouth...

"Tebow is the greatest leader in college football."

Hmm... but then it got worse...

"If you ever meet Tim Tebow your life will be better for it."

HONESTLY? Isn't there something in the Bible about false idols? Seriously, can he walk on water too? Sounds like this Tebag can give Walker, Texas Ranger a run for his money. Didn't he throw two interceptions in this game and didn't Colt McCoy have the highest completion percentage in NCAA history? Oh, well...

Then during halftime I was tortured by having to watch the finalists for the Pontiac gamechanging performance of the year. Not only did I have to watch that damn Crabtree TD against the Longhorns again but then I had to watch the Arkansas fans with their L-S-Who signs. L-S-Who actually wins championships....that's who.

The Tebag lovefest only continued at teh end of the game when he was penalized for doing the gator chump at an OU player. The commentators went on to say this is the first thing that Tebow has ever done wrong in his life. Honestly, guy?

And now onto Oklahoma...

I was highly amused when they attempted to demonstrate the fast no huddle offense of OU by showing a "Next Snap Countdown Clock" on the bottom left hand side of the screen. All I could think is 13 seconds til the next snap and OU still sucks.




And then when the officiating crew whistled the play dead before the snap to reset the clock I couldn't help but thinking they were messing with OU and that my Longhorn friends were thinking...



The game ended with Florida beating OU 24-14 and I began wondering where that "Crying OU Boy" was...Apparently he has an older sister in the band...



Can we just ban OU and Ohio State from BCS games? Three strikes and your out kinda thing? Oh, well I won't stop thinking that Texas should have had a shot at Florida in this game and that Colt McCoy is a far harder QB than Tebag. However, if there is one thing for certain that I can definately say from watching this game its that OU's cheerleaders win out over Florida's...



I guess, as they say, All is well that ends well.

It's Thursday and OU Still Sucks

With Oklahoma playing in the National Championship game tonight I decided to give you guys a little photographic tour of my feelings about Oklahoma. As many of you may know I bleed purple and gold but I am also a Texas fan so its pretty obvious that my two least favorite teams would be Alabama and OU. I don't think I need to beat up on Alabama right now since a team from a non-real conference (Nick Satan's words, not mine), Utah, already did that for me, but, I digress...

Back to the point a hand...Seriously, OU, you guys had the same record as Texas and lost to the Longhorns on a nuetral field you and get invited to the BCS title game? Good luck with all that since we all know what they say about Bob Stoops. He's kinda like weed...he often gets smoked in bowls...So, for your viewing pleasure a few "inspirational" Oklahoma posters...

Of course, the infamous "Crying OU Boy" is gonna be the first picture on here...I wonder if this kid grew up any since then or if he cried again after the 45-35 loss to Texas this year....either way, lets hope we can find this kid again after an SEC team wins a third straight national championship tonight...



One word: Futility



...and another: Ownage



It's Beer Thirty and OU still sucks...



You can't spell "cocksucker" or "douchebag" wthout "OU"

Geaux Tigers!!!

Of course, I make one of my New Year's Resolution to update my blog frequently and then my laptop dies. Oh, well, what can I do? So, in celebration of LSU's victory over Georgia Tech in the Peach Bowl (yeah, i know, but it'll always be the Peach Bowl to me) I am posting a few videos to cap off the 2008 LSU football season.

It isn't from this season but it doesn't get old: Alley Broussard (a.k.a. Alley Cat) made this song called "LSU Boys" a few years back...



And now for a country song about an LSU girl that I hear every single time I drive through Lafayette. Here is a clip of Hammond, La's Todd O'Neill singing Cajun Queen:



...and last but not least, you knew it was coming...a clip that brings back such good memories of the 2007 National Championship LSU Tigers team....a clip from the pre-game Better Than Ezra show complete with LSU cheerleaders and Mike The Tiger...



...coincidently, who did LSU beat in that game? I guess the hat beat the sweatervest. And last night the mighty Buckeyes fell once again in a BCS game to the gunslinging of Texas' Colt McCoy (best quarterback name EVER, by the way), but more on that later...

Terrabull: The Ryan Perrilloux Story

So I am on YouTube searching for LSU clips and I find the following:

"Whistle Blows Wee o Wee" LSU Football Music Video

Of course, the "Wee o Wee" is a reference to Lil' Wayne's "Mrs. Officer," but the content of the song left me speechless (which is an accomplishment as many of you may know) and unsure what to think. Actually all I could think was "TERRABULL."

Just watch :/