FUPA + Cameltoe = ???

A certain doctor friend of mine, who is equally amused by the FUPA as I am, claimed she wanted to see lots of "GD FUPA" during Mardi Gras...err Carnival (but I won't get sidetracked). I, unfortunately, missed shitshow time with the Doc during Mardi Gras, but we all know that FUPA never gets old. In fact they usually get bigger with time, which just means there's more of them to love. In the vein of last week's Carnival, I decided that the time has finally come to appoint FUPA royalty. Yes, you heard it here first, you are about to be introduced to the first FUPA King and Fupa Queen...

This year's FUPA King is none other than Notre Dame Football Head Coach, Charlie Weis, whose FUPA frquently spreads across the hashmarks in South Bend during practices. The storied program's leader has had his ups and downs with ND Football but this year he finally led his team to a bowl game victory proving that even with a massive and notoriously famous FUPA he can get ahead. Now can he get head? That's probably another story but I don't want to think about it...

And this year's FUPA Queen goes to a notorious litterbug...yes, that's right, Nadya Suleman. Although the octomom lost her pride and sanity long ago and is soon to lose her parent's house (where her and the litter live) to foreclosure she is sure to be left with a Grade 4 to Grade 5 FUPA after pushing eight of those lil' puppies out of her octopu....uh, you get the picture.

Dis is LAGNIAPPE: In case you've ever wondered what happens when you combine a FUPA with a Camel Toe...

*shudder*