Monday, March 9, 2009

A-Roid Shows His True Colors & Age

While some would expect Alex Rodriquez to be singing the blues in light of his steroid scandal and hip surgery it appears that the Yankee's star is letting his true colors show...

A-Rod loved the appears to be of the orange variety.

Well, maybe not his real color...why is A-Rod looking orange these days? Maybe he's just trying to show pride in his alma mater, the University of Miami, as they play their first season in the newly constructed Alex Rodriguez Park. Put some green dye in this dude's hair and he'll look like a roided out oompa loompa, which would probably be entertaining to watch run around the bases. Someone should probably tell A-Rod that this combination of steroids and fake tanning will age him prematurely. It's only a matter of time before he needs hip surgery...oh, damn...

Despite steroid scandal A-Roid is still getting George Steinbrenner money.

It appears that even though A-Roid looks like he contracted jaundice and has hip problems he's surely not crying the blues. In fact he's laughing all the way to the much so that he wipes his face with $100 bills. BALLIN'

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